Billy's Favourite Birthday Gift Packets

Billy's Favourite Birthday Gift Packets

Have you seen these hilarious packets to gift wrap any of Billy's Bits? Whether its a little hairy testicle keyring or a puckered up bumhole magnet, we have the perfect packet to match! 
All featuring a cheeky heartfelt message, these plucky little packets are the perfect way to spread some joy! 
 
Here are our top 10 Birthday Gift Packets:
10. You can't say happiness without saying penis
9. Happy Birthday Ballbag!
8. I Heart You
7. Roses are red, violets are blue...
6. You're the dogs bollocks!
5. Happy Birthday Cunt!
4. Sorry it's not the ring you were hoping for...
3. Put this widge on your fridge
2.  With Age Comes Wisdom...and saggy balls!
1. Custom Message
While we love coming up with funny messages, nothing beats saying it in your own words. We love to hear your hilarious messages - the more outrageous the better!
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